Miley Cyrus Poses with Hand of Adonis Dildo on Twitter

Are you a fan of Miley Cyrus’ new image? The young starlet has cast-off her G-rated Disney image for a more risqué new self. I can’t say I’m a fan of her music, but I can say I’m always a fan of adult humor, and her photos of The Hand of Adonis Dildo are hilarious to me. In one photo, she’s slipped the HoA Dildo into her sleeve (as if it’s her own arm and hand) and she’s using it to caress her face. This is comedy gold to me, but bedroom humor is my absolute favorite!

Click Here for Miley’s Tweet where she poses with the Hand of Adonis against her face and Click Here for Miley’s Tweet where she caresses her upper thigh with the dildo. The images may be considered Not Safe for Work because they include a dildo; however, there is no nudity in any of the images.   

What is the Hand of Adonis?

Hand of Adonis

The Hand of Adonis Dildo is used for fisting. Fisting is the act of inserting an entire hand (to the wrist) into a vagina or anus. It’s pleasurable for some folks…and shocker…it could be pleasurable to Miley Cyrus. Either that or she’s just having some adult fun posing with a silly dildo. Would it really be such a horrible thing if Miley took pleasure in fisting? I don’t think so, but I don’t consider myself part of the morality police either.

The Critics Went Cray-Cray

These days, Miley is being heavily criticized for her new attitude. She was criticized for foam-fingering herself. Sure, it was silly to look at, but maybe the bigger problem is how many people are watching the VMAs when MTV doesn’t even show music videos anymore.

TMZ wrote that they are “totally grossed out” by Miley’s “risqué sex antics, especially as her fan base is still made up of young girls who adored ‘Hannah Montana.’

Examiner writer, Deirdre Haggerty, has a special message for Miley. She writes:

“…when is enough, enough young Miss Miley Cyrus? We understand you want to have an edge, be risqué and lose any remnants of “Hannah Montana”. However, you must understand there are still young girls who idolize you, and you are proving to be every parent’s worst nightmare, but maybe that is what you want. Enjoy your sexual fantasies in the privacy of your bedroom, unless porn star is what you aim to achieve.”

I have a special message for Deirdre Haggerty:

Who made you the parent police? Seriously? I want to know. And, what parent teaches their child that actresses and singers are role models? These parents are the ones who need policing. Little kids need actual role models, such as doctors and nurses, to look up to. Parents should be teaching their kids to idolize world leaders, environmentalists, and life-saving professionals! The Mileys of the world are not role models. They are entertainers. Also, there is nothing pornographic in these images!!! If that’s what you consider “porn,” you need to crawl out from underneath your rock and take a look at modern commercialism and advertising, which is far more pornographic than Miley’s Tweets and should serve to give you a heart-attack, if Miley’s Tweets offended you that much….Or, you know, watch some actual porn over at PornHub.com and see that actual porn does not resemble the young starlet’s tweet at all!

What do you think? Do you think Miley went too far this time by posing with the Hand of Adonis? Or, is she just being a typical fun-loving young woman?

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