“Taken by the T-Rex,” “Running from the Raptor (Dinosaur Erotica),” and “In the Velociraptor’s Nest,” are all titles of popular dinosaur erotica. I have to admit I haven’t read this genre; although I’ve saved a few to my to-read list on Kindle Unlimited to hate read. Here’s the thing, I write a lot about what sells in erotica, and nothing sells better than genre erotica; and, if you’ve got the in on a new thing, then you should write about it…Most of the time.
Maybe some things are better left unwritten? Then again, none of my erotica novels has 87 hilarious customer reviews. The most I have is 12 legitimate and verified customer reviews, and they’re actually positive; however, I’d take joke purchases or curiosity driven purchases too if I’d earned them; however, I don’t think I could bring myself to write interspecies erotica even if the species in question is extinct, but that’s just me though. If you think you can, you should follow in the footsteps of the book’s authors, Christie Sims and Alara Branwen.
Sims and Branwen are the co-authors of Taken by the T-Rex (Dinosaur Erotica). The two saw a lack of dinosaur erotica and they did their due diligence. After a short mention on Jezebel, the Amazon page for these novellas was lit up with unverified and hilarious reviews.
I recommend heading there to read all the reviews, but here’s a sampling of my favorites from each book:
“Don’t worry, it’s not bestiality because she’s a dinosaur too. At the end of the book, you learn she’s a Mega-Sore-Ass…”
“My husband keeps asking why I have a photo of a T-Rex on our headboard. I tell him to stop talking and tuck his arms back into his sleeves…”
“You haven’t seen hot until a baby dinosaur with a two-foot penis oozes pints of clear liquids all over a strong hunter heroine…”
“I had the biggest T-Rexion reading this book.”
“In the Velociraptor’s Nest will give you that pleasant sensation you’ve been looking for and you’ll find yourself relished for the rasp of a raptor’s tongue.”
“Rather tame for Raptor-on-whore action, read better raptor porn.”
So… yeah… This is a fun genre; clearly it’s popular. There’s a lot of monster, reptilian, fantasy creature erotica out there. I’m 100 percent for whatever floats your boat, so if dinosaurs get you there, Sims and Branwen are happy to help get you off. If not, you may want to check it out just for the laughs.